give a fuck

Adam: C’mon, give me a little BJ! Up and down a couple of times, you’re done. It’s easy!

Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a “job” for nothing.

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—	-Sex & the City, Season 3. I’m obsessed.

theabigaildee:

One of my biggest fears in the world is sleeping with a guy. Not sexually, but I feel like I may never be comfortable enough with myself to fall asleep with them, and I won’t expect them to be there when I wake up. The concept of falling asleep in a man’s arms actually terrifies me. I don’t know why, and I don’t understand it. But it really frightens me. It goes with my fear of being loved and loving someone I guess.

littlepawz:

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.

~Robert Herrick~

littlepawz:

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.

~Robert Herrick~