most of this is pornTumblr (3.0; @kissmyfatarse)http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/“<p>Adam: C’mon, give me a little BJ! Up and down a couple of times, you’re done. It’s easy!</p> <p>Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a “job” for nothing.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>-Sex & the City, Season 3.</p> <p>I’m obsessed.</p></em>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/30828960847http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/30828960847Mon, 03 Sep 2012 17:31:26 -0400<p><a href="http://theabigaildee.tumblr.com/post/30586562286" class="tumblr_blog">theabigaildee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>One of my biggest fears in the world is sleeping with a guy. Not sexually, but I feel like I may never be comfortable enough with myself to fall asleep with them, and I won’t expect them to be there when I wake up. The concept of falling asleep in a man’s arms actually terrifies me. I don’t know why, and I don’t understand it. But it really frightens me. It goes with my fear of being loved and loving someone I guess. </p></blockquote>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/30606146559http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/30606146559Fri, 31 Aug 2012 16:04:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mu4uEuYh1rds47do1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/30605774012http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/30605774012Fri, 31 Aug 2012 15:58:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6sm2clDx01rp6di5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29572920668http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29572920668Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:13:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8srsww6Dr1rd6b73o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29561783638http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29561783638Thu, 16 Aug 2012 13:04:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tx7vToZ81r3a6jho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://littlepawz.tumblr.com/post/29529625273/give-me-a-kiss-and-to-that-kiss-a-score-then-to" class="tumblr_blog">littlepawz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span class="huge">Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.</span></p> <p>~Robert Herrick~<br/><span class="bodybold"> </span></p> <div></div></blockquote>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29560771361http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29560771361Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:45:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tx7vToZ81r3a6jho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://littlepawz.tumblr.com/post/29529625273/give-me-a-kiss-and-to-that-kiss-a-score-then-to" class="tumblr_blog">littlepawz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span class="huge">Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.</span></p> <p>~Robert Herrick~<br/><span class="bodybold"> </span></p> <div></div></blockquote>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29560743210http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29560743210Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:44:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8u1jrEeBw1rznyu1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559404327http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559404327Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:19:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8u1zeO5G61rcib48o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559329923http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559329923Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:18:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8udg0QGeO1raucizo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559042971http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559042971Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:12:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tzjnul6E1rvty5oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shandlur.com/post/29544125236" class="tumblr_blog">shandlur</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://shandlur.com"><a href="http://shandlur.com">http://shandlur.com</a></a></p></blockquote>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559006953http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29559006953Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:11:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8uy6s7wwy1r997yvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29558822245http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29558822245Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:08:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qsu6dbnG1qlf6wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bo0y0uwhor3.tumblr.com/post/29403261163/drycumstain-me-by-megan-louise-omg" class="tumblr_blog">bo0y0uwhor3</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drycumstain.tumblr.com/post/29403152156">drycumstain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/MeganLouisePhotography2012" target="_self">Megan Louise</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>omg</p></blockquote>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29480492863http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29480492863Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:19:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7q876o1hn1qez1jwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29361367238http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29361367238Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:57:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pg9wDArk1r0wv0ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29350133185http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29350133185Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:48:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pgtxWqoG1qje6m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29349712200http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29349712200Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:41:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ph7o4Gdr1r17gemo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://natewol.tumblr.com/post/29348001160/couple" class="tumblr_blog">natewol</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>couple</p></blockquote>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29349308233http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29349308233Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:34:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8p92ss5Et1r6ellro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29348771536http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29348771536Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:24:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8p0epnTZg1rbntm1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29333036209http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29333036209Mon, 13 Aug 2012 07:24:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8p0ixZnyu1r69mfzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29332987226http://kissmyfatarse.tumblr.com/post/29332987226Mon, 13 Aug 2012 07:22:21 -0400